I was told I needed a Thneed.
They said a Thneed is what everyone needs.
I knew my things had become old.
Miss a trend, and I'd be left in the cold.
I sold all my most cherished stuff
To pay for the transformed truffula fluff.
I can’t afford to pay my bills.
Good thing this cozy Thneed keeps out the chills.
“Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.”
― Edmund Burke